Lollipops & Ice Cream

GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-11-03T03:10:00.000-08:00

They should start calling me GOD. You know why because i finished a Malaysian Cock Studies powerpoint presentation which is 5000 words long in about 30 seconds. How i did i ain't gonna tell you la. But i really am GOD-like.

Fuck sial my blog quite the boring rite. Its because i've been too busy with college and drinking with my mother, father, grandmother, step grandfather and on occasionally times yoyo makes an appearance and other times singh makes an appearance and other ppl who i malas to mention also do tend to make occasional appearances.

So college is fucking crazy. Never in my life have i ever been this concerned and scared that my exams are coming. Fuck sial i got 21 more days for exams. I gonna start studying adey. But after the 26th fucking paaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyy sial. 39 days of straight non stop partying. I gonna drink till i dunno wei. Oh ya on the 27th me, my mother, my father, my grandmother, my step grandfather and kah jin are going to langkawi. Imagine how much i'm gonna drink sial. I plan to be constantly high for the 3 days we're there.

Ok la i dunno what to write adey. I'll update soon la. Peace Out. Westside. Outlawz.

sniff sniff!!!!!

2009-09-20T10:51:00.001-07:00

My wife left me. And we just got married yesterday today she leaving me to go back to switzerland.How la???I"m very sad.sniff sniff.

waxy

2009-09-12T18:58:00.000-07:00

I wax you, you wax me, we're a happy gatsby family, you have a mohawk(something like it)and i have short hair, and i'm not doing anything to your daughter.

2009-09-03T01:23:00.000-07:00

FUCK YOU

2009-09-01T03:10:00.001-07:00

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!! too much shit going on fuck blogging fuck doing anything my neck still hurts i think my eye is getting worse my lips are tearing my nose hurts the most my ribs hurts a little biti missed class today because i was sick.i dunno how i suddenly became sick.i've been sleeping for the past 2 days.

Starbucks!!!

2009-08-24T12:25:00.000-07:00

This is Yinyin. She likes my blog because she thinks it's really funny. So thank you Yinyin I'll take is a compliment because it means i'm funny.hehehe

You see now starbucks has given me a reason to go there because they've started serving hoe's beer. I think that is cool because firstly it gives me a reason to go to Starbucks because honestly i hate that coffee shit. I mean what the fuck is up with coffee wei its a drink made of fucking beans yo.I don't even fucking eat vegetable beans you want me to drink something made of beans.What the fuck?Secondly rite there is more money in the sales of alcoholic beverages than in the sale of like any other beverage I think because even during times of reccesion rite the pubs and clubs and bars and chinese shops a filled with ppl drinking because alcohol kills bacteria, drowns your sorrows, helps you socialize and keeps you calm and sexy like catwoman.Thirdly rite then now they can start putting tv's and astro in Starbucks so ppl can go there and watch football instead of asia cafe because the sofa inside there damn comfortable. And fourth this whole fucking post is pointless, stupid and idiotic except the part about Yinyin la.The reason i posted this was because i needed something to take my mind off the fact that my team is trailing arseton fucking villa by 2 fucking goals to nothing. But yeah that picture is a really good picture because it makes ppl think that starfucks sells hoe's beer. Now i'm damn down because its halftime only 45 minutes left to fucking try and draw. How la?

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PUKING MY LIVER OUT.

2009-08-24T10:26:00.000-07:00

OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!!ALYAA and SUSHI ya'll 2 rite are so fucking disgusting you know.I know SUSHI you love ALYAA dearly and I know ALYAA you also love SUSHI dearly but don't need to tell the whole fucking facebook you know.Get a room wei.You want i can get room for you damn cheap i sponsor somemore you know.But then ar SUSHI is so far away so hard la.But then right its a good thing ya'll 2 love each other so much.Love is good but not for me tho.But ALYAA its a big improvement for you.I'm very the proud keep up the good work but keep it in a room and not on facebook because there is only so much WARWICK can take before he really pukes.Poor fella all sad case all put emo facebook status all.Don't worry WARWICK tommorow i'll wear a shirt specially for you.Back to the love birds ya so i know its good that ya'll all lovey lovey all but actually ya la its just good.So much love in the air i like.Hate is bad you.Some ppl hate me i also dunno why. :( ok now i'm not gonna continue posting because i gonna start talking cock about myself.So to the love birds ya'll must stay happily lovey doveyly in love k. And China man don't la so emotional, later we have a smoke k. And I must buy 4D number so i strike first prize then i can buy a car. And Nick you must find a girlfriend so you can be all lovey dovey also. peace i'm out.

Nick is schooooo shweeet!!

2009-08-24T09:39:00.000-07:00

He blogged about me schoooo shweet.xoxo(gossip girls style)

Brain Damage.

2009-08-23T21:31:00.000-07:00

My brain is officially damaged from the excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages. English fucking exam also i cannot do poperly sial.Fuck.Oh btw i started college today and it sucks all pork chops and lalas.But i made a friend.He's a nigga from Somalia but i kinda don't know how to spell his name.How la cha???Powderfully powderfull english is my new word for the day ladies and gentlemens.You know i'm pretty bored rite now.So i'm gonna go sleep or dream of hot girls or something.

Finally something x-rated.Wooooohooo

2009-08-21T05:32:00.000-07:00

2 pac - How do you want it (Uncensored)
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TUPAC SHAKUR BOULEVARD

2009-08-21T02:23:00.001-07:00

A Dedication To Miss ILLY AQIDA SAMSUDIN

2009-08-18T14:38:00.000-07:00

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.Eh why you dowan to come back la???I miss you, you know.Somemore your sister needs you so come back la faster. No need to play lembing lembing all and be stupid like your sister.Alyaa no offence la but you have made some stupid decisions in life.So Aqida come back to Malaysia(pronounced mala-si-a).XOXO GOSSIP GIRLS style.

The perfect picture for you la.Darth Vader Duck

Sayang Menyayang

2009-08-17T12:37:00.000-07:00

A dedication to Ms. Illi Nuralyaa binti Samsudin.

2009-08-17T10:46:00.000-07:00

You know I know enough la.Hahahaha

Lost For Words!

2009-08-17T10:39:00.000-07:00

I wanna blog you know but then i dunno what to blog about la.
How la?How la?How la?
Stress gila dowh!

Will anyone be so kind as to buy me a ferret??It only cost 850 ringgit.Pretty Please

2009-08-15T15:42:00.000-07:00

Fucking cute rite.If i strike 4d tommorow rite confirm this is the first thing i'll buy.I'll buy 2 somemore 1 white 1 brown.But if anyone wants to be oh so sweet and buy me 1 also i'll love the person.

My Idol

2009-08-15T15:40:00.001-07:00

When i grow up i wanna be just like this guy but replace the cat for a ferret.

my favourite song at the moment

2009-08-15T14:23:00.001-07:00

Black Is Back

2009-08-15T03:49:00.000-07:00

I'm back. I went soul searching. I didn't find what i was looking for but i found other shit like i can't drink coke anymore because it makes my asthma come back even in the oh so clean weather in my grandmother's house. And i found out some other shit which we'll not talk about right here right now. Hot dayum. Ciao. My lungs need taking care of.

Bye!!!!

2009-08-10T00:15:00.000-07:00

I'm doing a disappearing act so bye.Oh by the way i'm a college student already i've been accepted in metropolitan college.But that sucks because i'm not a bummer anymore.Anyway bye i'm disappearing for 3 days i think.I should be back on thursday.

My jeans are in the washing machine washing!!

2009-08-08T20:17:00.000-07:00

I just ate gummy somethings.It was very the delicious i still got somemore.Who wants?Eh i need to get more blog readers la.How ar????How???How????You know what happened just now?I was so clumsy i spilt some food on my jeans so i had to put it for wash.My 2 darling friends Alyaa and Nick your blogs are so boring compared to mine.Can ya'll post up something ar?Atleast Alyaa posted something la but you gotta post more you know like about my new friend Sushi.And Nick you can post about your deppression and sad life and what not.

OH ya cool story update.Yesterday i mean friday i went out dinner with Matt(my good friend who i haven't actually posted about) ya then after 2 hours sitting in the china shop in mayang i got bored so i said lets ciao and we left and Matt said lets go shah alam to find this illegal race which we spent 3 hours looking for but still didn't find.But on the way back i saw black smoke at sunway there so we went to check it out and a fucking rubbish shoot was on fucking fire fucking big flames and big smoke and all.Fucking cool man.We couldn't take pictures because Matt was scared because the neighbourhood was too paria macha ish so ya la no pics.But it was my first fire so it was damn cool to me la.I lazy to talk adey.Peace out.Westside.

why is everyone sleeping?????

2009-08-08T20:05:00.000-07:00

Everybody should be like me.And wake up early or in my case not sleep at all.I haven't slept since i woke up yesterday at i think 2 or 3 something.I'm not sleepy btw.Illy faster come back la.I need to go to the stupid college and register but i shy to go alone.How la cha??Ok i wanna go put my jeans for wash now bye.Oh ya I'm cool btw.

i'm not sad anymore.

2009-08-06T18:51:00.000-07:00

I'm so not sad anymore.Because i'm watching the movie that cheers me up everytime i'm sad The Godfather.But then i do still cry everytime i watch The Godfather la but thats because its a sad movie.But its also a very educational movie especially for those wannabe gangsters out there.Its shows you that crime and being a gangster doesn't pay your gonna lose in the end.So all in all its the best 3 movies ever made.

my favouritest song in the whole wide world macha.

2009-08-06T17:46:00.000-07:00

=(

2009-08-06T16:04:00.000-07:00

I'm sad.Sniff sniff.I dowan to tell you why.Nick you wanna know call me and i'll tell you but you must keep it a secret.

I like the lyrics of this song and i love the girl in the video.

A dedication to ms. Illi Nuralyaa Samsudin.

2009-08-03T19:29:00.000-07:00

My dear friend this picture would have had you inside if you had postponed your flight just a few days.Now all you got is some pictures with sushi king and me and nick well we got pictures with FATMAN SCOOP.if you got 50 dollar put your hands if you got 10 dollar bill put your hands up, single ladies i can't hear ya'll single ladies make noise.engine engine number 9 on the New York transit line if my train goes off the track pick up pick up pick up let's go, who fucking tonight who fucking tonight.i dunno anymore of the lyrics la.sorrry ar.but yeah here's what you missed plus free flow all night long.ok this is your dedication la.quite lame la but when i pictured it was damn nice dunno what happened along the way la.

Can someone sing me a lullabye so i can sleep!Pretty Please!

2009-08-03T18:03:00.000-07:00

I haven't fucking slept in 2 fucking days.I'm going fucking crazy.I need to sleep but i cannot.I think its because rite i haven't drank an alcoholic beverage in over 5 days.Imagine that.Fuck wei.It 9:06am i'm sitting in front of the computer talking to the fatty Adrian and thinking how fun my life would be now if i wasn't so stupid and crashed my car.I would be sleeping like a baby rite now.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.I feel so gay.Maybe i should find a rich gay guy and go out with him for a while and then con his money then i can buy a car or better get him to buy a car for me.Anybody know any stupid rich gay guys?????Wei fucker boring la i need sleep i need beer i need money i need a car i need sex(with a girl ar please i'm not really gay i just act like bi-sexual but actually i'm fully straight.)what else i need ar???oh ya i need someone to sing me a lullabye(preferbally a girl la bcoz a guy would just be plain fucking gay.euww)

Oh oh fuck chef wan is on the tv now and he's so fucking gay.maybe i can swindle him.if my mother reads this blog rite she's so gonna make me wash my fucking mouth with fucking clorox because i'm so fucking foul mouthed.she'll be so dissappointed in me.eh tommorow i might be going to mambo jambo.that place is fucking awesome yo.eh anybody know how to make money fast ar?i need to buy a fucking car to take me from my house to the 3 for 10 shop so i can buy beer and stock my fridge so that i can sleep.oh and also buy ciggarettes which i'm out of now and i'll need to walk to NOEL"s mamak to buy in a while.fuck la.and illi faster come back you know since you left rite all my friends all never even call me to go out you know.i'm like so stuck in the house everyfuckingday.damn sad rite my life.Ok i go buy ciggarettes and get inspiration to talk about my fucking sad ass life then i continue this post k.btw i'm not taking my phone so don't bother calling me.wow this is like as if i'm having a real conversation on msn or something.hahaha.i'm so lame.eh where's my friend muthusamy ar?fucker where are you la cha?ook i go buy ciggarettes first.

Ok i'm back now my lungs are filled with nicotine and tar. now my liver needs to be filled with some alcohol but that one i gotta wait until hopefully tonight la.oh you know what really fucking pissed me off the fucking goverment went and banned gutteruncensored.how fucked up is that.but lucky my smart friend the gutter guy(he's the owner of gutteruncensored for those of you who didn't know)found a way around it and i can still access my favouritest website in the world through a proxy website.lucky balls.if not fucking hailat la me.you know just now i walked to the NOEL's mamak rite i damn poyo you know wearing sunglasses all but after walking a bit then i realised that subconciously my mind took the sunglasses bcoz rite the sun and tired eyes don't really make the best of friends.

I'm actually blogging rite because i cannot sleep so i'm trying to bore myself to sleep but doesn't look like its working.eh nick i cannot find any nude pictures of olga kurylenko so you gotta wait till i find some other hot girl that i like who got nude pictures for me to post up.eh i wanna go to penang la.i wanna eat char kuey teow and nasi kandar and hokkien mee and all those nice penang food people talk about and then on the way back stop in ipoh and eat chicken rice and nasi ganja and kicap mee and all the nice ipoh food i always eat when i go back to ipoh.then after that i wanna go to north india and find a wife.maybe a punjabi girl from punjab or maybe a girl who's surname is khan like my great ancestor Genghis Khan and his great grand nephew Shah Rukh Khan.

This is like writing an essay for school back in my schooling days.school was fun tho that was a time when i was happening i used to be like the centre of attraction back in school.like a clown.i love clowns their sooo loveable.i wouldn't mind being a clown for a day.imagine your having a bad day and your driving in the car and you stop at a junction and you see a small little kancil come out from the opposite lane and a jolly old clown is driving the kancil wouldn't that brighten up your day?(this is actually a true story that happened to me and after i saw the clown my whole day became so happy and i just kept laughing and laughing thinking about the clown.he's make up was funny.)then there was another i actually worked as a clown's assitant and i got paid 50 bucks i think i can't remember but the clown had a bird.a real live bird.like a pigeon.

I wanna get an eagle one day.i think eagle's are so fucking cool.you know how i'm gonna keep the eagle?i'm gonna tie a long string to its leg like 2 or 3 kilometres long and tie the other half of the string to my window.then whenever i wanna call the eagle i just pull the string back.smart idea rite???i also wanna get a caiman.but for that i need to build like a pond and put a fence around it.but that will be cool tho.if you don't know a caiman is like a smaller version of a crocodile but the face a bit different.i also want an orang utan if i get one i can train it to be my helper like when i want a beer from the fridge i just show it a picture of a beer and it'll go to the fridge and get it.i got it all planned out.aren't i just smart.

Ohmyfuckinggod thank god i started this blog because rite without it i don't know what in the fucking world would i be doing now.dayum.oh does anyone know what's a DINGLEBERRY.its something very disgusting.its so disgusting it made me sick.oh goodie my fatman scoop pictures are online.so i think you know who the next post is dedicated to.you know for a guy who hasn't slept in 2 days i'm overly energetic.i think i'm dying.am i dying.someone please help me and sing me a lullabye.ok i'm gonna go now and to the dedication post.

macha why am i so stupid la????

2009-07-30T14:44:00.001-07:00

macha i miss my car la.how la cha?i hungry now and i got no ciggarettes but i got no way to go to NOEL"S MAMAK la.how la?how la?i need to win the fucking lottery i need a car yo....how la cha?????how???pundek.i have to walk all the way to giant to pay for a car that i'm not even fucking using.who's fault????mine la drink and then never use brains and drive somemore.fcuker just now i kena fucking kao kao from mr. Kuldip Singh.total loss balls.oh and you know those dice and cup game ppl play in pubs if ya'll wanna play holla at a brother bcoz just now the baywatch ppl lost 2 to me and a deck of cards.hehe.a bit pariah la me but who cares rite.oh by the fucking way meet my friend MUTHUSAMY he's the macha fella i refer too la.My good friend.cool fella.indian fella real karat fucker la.eh by the fucking way ar any of you use this xanga blog shit ar?i got one blog there its a private blog tho so only if you ask i'll let you see.but the fucking thing rite only me and this other person know about it but it says got 1 view you know how to find out who viewed it ar?if you know please let me know so i can find this sibuk kaki you wanna sibuk see my private life but if ya'll wanna see the blog ask me la and if my mood is rite then maybe ya'll can see la.xoxo.

babe can you wax my hair.is it too long ar?baby!!!!!

2009-07-30T12:32:00.000-07:00

Nick your not touching my blog any fucking more the headline is lollipops and ice creams don't fucking go and change it biaaatch.You better fucking forget the password.I am so not drunk enough.I can type so means i'm not drunk enough.Ish.And Alyaa you another one can you update your blog ar????Tell me la whats going on in UK.Haiyoyoyo.I need to go hunt around my house for the bottle of baccardi my mother hid.And i can feel alcohol flying to my brain yo.How la machas.And Kah Jin is an asshole so we need to find a new ice cream crew member and remember i'm quite drunk but not drunk enough.lolli lolli lolli lolli let me see you pop that body lolli lolli lolli lolli eat some fucking ice creams bitches.and get fat because i cannot get fat.hahaha,btw Alyaa remember the promise you made me just now if you break it right then i'm gonna become the DEVIL(which to other ppl i already am but you i'm not) on your skinny ass.WOW i'm entertaining myself and i'm drunk now all i need is my momma's baccardi then i'll be flying high.wei i'm fucking bored sial can someone talk to me ar???nobody wants to talk to me so i have to talk to myself. =( you know self my friends suck they abandoned me when i was drunk and needed to entertain ppl.how la macha?macha you know ar i'm very lonely you know but then ar i dowan to find a girlfriend because rite cha i'm scared to be in a relationship la cha.btw cha i found my momma's baccardi cha and by the time i'm typing this rite i already finished it la.ya back to my story cha, then ya la i loveded this one girl la cha but maybe i still love her but she a bitch la so who the fuck really actually cares rite fucking chee bhai you know after all the getting beaten by golfstick all.fucker painful balls.was blueblack for quite long machi.Eh by the way macha you like the title of the post or not?fucker damn chun ar?so you wanna wax my hair or not??i got nice wax at home la.eh cha i think i need a girlfriend la i'm a bit too lonely but then again i cannot see myself in a relationship la cha.i see myself as a single guy for quite a while la.how la brother????btw i just fell down the stairs and hurt the exact same place i hurt on sunday when i fell talking to Alyaa.Owwwww

slut!!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-28T11:37:00.000-07:00

your damn fucking rite i'm gonna blog about you.Khoo Kah Jin.Your a fcuking man-whore.you suck balls.your a bastard.you dont even wanna be a part of the ice cream crew.asshole la you kah jin.you think bcoz you in melbourne your all cool.can i tell everyone your dirty little secret???nick knows.alyaa also knows.want anyone else to know?if you dowan go get a fucking blog rite now mother fucker. I'm damn gay. eyer. fuck.eyer.eyer.but i'm evil so nvm.eh eh eh you know the taylor swift song you belong with me.damn nice sial.and kah jin this is not for you its for other ppl.bitch.oh ya btw Shuwen you know you can leave a comment bcoz my blog is very the boring and apart from the 3 ppl already mentioned here i think your the only other person who actually reads my blog which i still don't know why i have. eh eh come i show ya'll some fucking hot girls picture.fucking hot sial.hot rite?????i wanna marry her yo.eh come i teach you ppl a new word i learned. " la pene de muerte " the meaning is you go find out yourselves.hehe

sorry ar!!!

2009-07-28T10:04:00.001-07:00

I cannot blog until my super damn fucking cool pictures come out. Bcoz the next post is supposed to be a dedication. Kah Jin you can lan care your lan all the way to North Carolina baby.hahaha.By The Fucking Way , Alyaa & Nick the two of you ar ask me to blog but ya'll your ownself dunno how to blog.Pundek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i got a blog!!

2009-07-24T12:11:00.000-07:00

Eh i got a blog this is for Alyaa, Nick and Kah Jin. I dunno how to use this blog shit bcoz I'm like a noob but i do have a lot of gossips though.Hehe.Woah damn cool sial can auto save all balls.Quite cool ar.Eh i dunno what to say la but when i have some nice gossip then i post for ya'll k.Bye